10/7/99 - Really tired and sleepy.  Not getting much time on the net -- don't have 'net access at work, although tomorrow I'm getting a computer and half-an-office, so things might be better if I'm sneaky.  But I don't want to be...if anything, hopefully I could type up some entries there if I had some privacy.  But we'll see.

Anyhow, my lack of sleep and lack of nutritious eating are affecting my thought processes.  Stressed about money as well; after rent and my moving expenses, I've got about $1.05 in the bank.  Anyhow, a quick re-reading of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity, mixed in with lots of free time on my lunch hour, led me to come up with a truly lame idea -- a bunch of meaningless, top 5 lists.  They follow here like Republicans behind George W. Bush...

Favorite Songs in High School*

  1. Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos - Public Enemy
  2. You Can't Slip - Sir Mix-A-Lot
  3. Straight Up - Paula Abdul
  4. Fugitive - K-Solo
  5. Approach to Danger - NWA
*Which one of these doesn't fit?

Favorite Sexual Fantasies**

  1. Getting any at all
  2. In the bathroom of a restaraunt or club
  3. The whole tied-up/blindfold thing
  4. Getting it for a whole day -- "Hump Day", so to speak
  5. On a fishing boat (my white trash roots show through!)
**Out of many thousands of fantasies

Favorite Fast Food Chain Meals

  1. Biggest-Sized Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Deal at McDonald's
  2. All the $.39 tacos I can eat at Del Taco
  3. Ultimate Cheeseburger with Curly Fries at Jack-in-the-Box
  4. 2 Rallyburger Combo's at Rally's
  5. Biggie-Sized Greek Pita Combo at Wendy's

Favorite Harrison Ford Movies***

  1. Empire Strikes Back
  2. Presumed Innocent
  3. Fugitive
  4. Blade Runner
  5. Clear & Present Danger
***Not that I'm a big fan of Ford, but he's made a lot of movies that I've seen

Biggest Misconceptions About Growing Up

  1. That I would automatically have gotten some by the time I turned 21
  2. That I'd never drink or do any sort of drugs
  3. That I was going to be 6'5"
  4. That dental care wasn't important
  5. That the Houston Oilers would win a Super Bowl

Best Cars I've Driven

  1. 1988 Chevy Corvette
  2. 1999 Mitsubshi Eclipse
  3. 1998 Acura RL
  4. 1986 Nissan 300ZX (it's got to make the list somewhere)
  5. 1991 Lincoln Towncar (like riding on air...)

Things to Do After Smoking Up****

  1. Smoke up some more
  2. Watch TV
  3. Eat Mexican Food
  4. Call Someone
  5. Order Pizza
****Who says smoking marijuana kills ambition

Places I Want to Visit

  1. Tokyo
  2. Amsterdam
  3. Hawai'i (you know I'm down with it b/c I put it the ')
  4. Vancouver
  5. Washington D.C.
Great Role Models for Boys
  1. Ice Cube
  2. Bruce Lee
  3. James -- my buddy James in San Leandro, not James Brown
  4. Spider-Man
  5. Tony Gwynn
Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
  1. Asian
  2. Black
  3. An NFL Quarterback
  4. An NFL Head Coach
  5. A Mutant, Sworn to Protect a World that Feared and Hated Me

Worst Things My Mom Ever Said to Me

  1. "I didn't have to have you"
  2. "Life's a bitch and then you die"
  3. "Anal sex just isn't right"
  4. "Would have left your father if it wasn't for you and Scottie"
  5. "You weren't planned"

Top Movies of 1999*****

  1. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  2. The Sixth Sense
  3. American Pie
  4. Run Lola Run
  5. American Beauty
*****Three Kings may make this list in a week or so

Things I Like in a Woman

  1. Not a tight-ass
  2. Interested in me as a person (not just a sex toy, you know...)
  3. Unforgettable Eyes
  4. Compassionate
  5. Has a tight ass

Favorite Transformers

  1. Soundwave (c'mon, everyone's favorite was Soundwave)
  2. Blue Streak
  3. Omega Supreme
  4. Skywarp
  5. Shockwave (did you think he and Soundwave were brothers?  So did I)
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