--I wanna get these out of the way now, so that I can take the four or
five remaining days of the year to get them out of my system. Plus
by posting them here, I can feel like I have someone else's expectations
besides my own to live down to. Not that I've ever responded well
to pressure before...
absent from that list is what everyone would expect to be #1 with a bullet
-- getting some.
Not surprisingly, I've been making that a resolution for a very long
time. So this time, I'm gonna focus on everything else, and see if
gettin' any will proceed that.
and stay on them -- better living through chemistry.
junk food four times a week, maximum. And yes, Hamburger Day counts
as one of these meals.
well-rounded exercise plan -- some weights, maybe some swimming,
not just running. My ten year high school reunion is coming up in
a few years, so I wanna look good for that.
taken care of -- if arthritis killed Valmont, I don't wanna go through
it. Remember, don't be like Valmont (fat, dumb, and lazy dog who
never got any and died prematurely)
out the future
by May -- Grad School/Law School, different career training, etc.
Believe it or not, being a lawyer's bitch is not what I want to be when
I grow up.
taken care of -- no more trusting them to the fate of dentists my mom sends
me to. Sick of scaring small children.
writing -- try to do a little bit of editing, and the occasional thought-out
essay. All those years of Honors English should have taught me something
beyond the value of Cliff Notes.
must remember that being in El Ay without a car is like being a man without
out of Ray's -- his mom just isn't doing it for me anymore.
cleaning up my credit
-- and I'm not talking about dusting off the VISA card, either.
(Argh!) -- sure
it sucks not being able to get loaded or high, but just think of the beneficial
side of it -- umm, what were they again?
efficient than I already am at work & conspire against Duc
-- maybe I'll distract him by hanging up a "1999 Men of the LA Fire Department"
about my speech
-- tackling it head-on will be a 2000 resolution (I can't do everything
this year -- gotta have some time to binge on food)
on food (DOH!)
second job after
I get a car (see #8) -- "waiter" is such a resume builder.
to four magazines
after I move out (see #9), at least one of which will be Details,
and one will not be Bass Fisherman
of my own, so I can get more done at work (see #12) -- I don't have the
time at work I need to find the really good smut
with more journals
wagers on me getting lucky? On second that, I should learn my lesson
from this past year. The Masahisa is gonna hurt...