- I remembered when I heard Coach Curtis got arrested. He hadn't
been around for a week or so, and then one day while I was waiting outside
for roll call or line up or whatever they called it in 7th Grade PE, I
heard this dick behind me talking about it. He was taking money from
the cash they kept in the locker room office for locks or whatever.
I immediately wondered if this dick appreciated the wonder of a man who
had one arm stealing money from a desk.
A one-armed bandit.
I know this doesn't qualify for an entry, but I've been too busy hanging out and playing Final Fantasy VIII and dreaming of Tasha that I haven't followed through on a couple of more ambitious entries.
Something to laugh about -- A jerking off contest has been half-seriously proposed. Whoever can jerk off the most times in one day (coming to a wet conclusion constitutes one time) wins. I'm not sure what the winner would receive. Maybe a porno and a big box of extra-soothing Cold Creme Kleenex.
Farand bought his wallet in Japan from at a department store section called "Antichrist".
Sam Paneno, a running back at UC Davis, had to have his leg amputated after getting injured playing against Western Oregon a week ago. When Ronnie Lott or Jimmy Hitchcock have to give a finger in order to play a game, football is romanticized as a sport of tough men. But what about when a guy gives his leg?
OK, my buzz is wearing off and I'm getting sleepy. Talk to you later.