Haole -- That's Me
AHHH!!! Oh wait, it's just Haole
Vital Statistics:
Name: Dave  
Height: 6'0, but I don't feel it.  Heh, "feel it"  
Length: Mmm, heh-heh, "long"  
Weight:  Amazingly enough, around 162  
Job: None  
School: None -- ALL DONE!  
Hobbies: Comic Books, Football, and things people smoke
-- Double-jointed thumbs and jaw  
-- Can put any man or woman asleep with football trivia  
-- Know how to say "I need a woman" in Korean
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