Haole -- That's Me
Vital Statistics:	Name: Dave   Height: 6'0, but I don't feel it.  Heh, "feel it"   Length: Mmm, heh-heh, "long"   Weight:  Amazingly enough, around 162   Job: None   School: None -- ALL DONE!   Hobbies: Comic Books, Football, and things people smoke
Superpowers:	-- Double-jointed thumbs and jaw   -- Can put any man or woman asleep with football trivia   -- Know how to say "I need a woman" in Korean

 Wow, want to learn even more about me?  Awesome, I love it when people show interest in me.
 
• Five-Minute-autobiography -- I typed this sucker out in exactly three hundred seconds
• Learn the origin of the name "Haole"
• Fast Fact list?  What fast fact list?  Screw that.  You wanna know more, you gotta ask.

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